Yesterday I went to a new doctor... During the intake questions, I sure had a good time with the nurse....
Her: How many children do you have?
Her: All with the same partner?
Me: 4 different fathers
Her: Five full term births?
Me: No full term births.
Oh, I guess the fact that they are adopted is probably important to whatever you are typing in your computer there. I'd hate to have "se.xually promi.scuous" written in my official record...