Mom, can you PLEASE tell Papa what in the heck I am talking about?! I today call him and ask him please will you bring my UNDER*ARMOUR to school for soccer and he bring me UNDERWEAR! That is not going to keep me warm! And now I have underwear at school!"
To Papa's credit, he was quite confused about this request, but has learned with 5 girls, just smile and nod... or he risks subjecting himself to conversations that are "waaaaaaaaaaay TMI..."